Mail Delivery Subsystem (pathos_bill) wrote,
Mail Delivery Subsystem
pathos_bill

ARE YOU ASKING FOR A CHALLENGE??!!!?!?

Dearest Jana,

Your inbred attempt at a cruel bon mot betrays your true heart of darkness; but your brutal style rather resembles that of one who speaks English as a third language, my Joevial Comrad.

Yea, let us parry about the checkered board with King Homer and Queen Marge and Naive Bart. I shall lull you into subservient, rub-my-doggy-belly capitulation by reciting treatise upon treatise on inductive method and the Bridges of Königsberg County.

Yeah, let my call undulate over smoove Wave Hill and 'neath the yellow-
   trained Sunset Park.
I'm freshah than U.S. Acres and fierceah than the razor-
   beaked fnark.
My babe's a chess instructah; she say I ain't undercuted.
(Yeah) My primacy in ajedrez is heavyweight — and still undisputed.
And I'll consistently steal your turn in Super Mario Brothers 3. That goes for all of you, my friends.
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