Mail Delivery Subsystem (pathos_bill) wrote,
Mail Delivery Subsystem

my latest pickup lines

the good prof noam says i'm the green joe stalin
cuz i always dishin poli-trac[t/k]s from my duma up in ha'lem
wastin the czar's solidiahs with mah mouse clicks
now my pointer's gone to ashcroft, cuz i like tan chicks

i collect-called you cuz i think you're fly
i'm the pale assassin who is not afraid to --WHAA?-- cry
now don't be misrepresentin' me cuz i voted nadah
yo come on baby don't be a single-payah hatah

boom, PTCH; boom uh boom, PTCH
[my e-mail address]
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